Transcript:
Leeroy: Hey do you wanna join our team? *offers Poke ball*
Blipbug: …
Corinth: What?! That’s not how this works! You have to battle it out first!
Corinth: And our trainer isn’t even here!
Leeroy: So? Imagine how chuffed she’ll be once she sees we brought back a new friend!
Corinth: Oh, please. Like this random Blipbug would just agree to-
Blipbug: I’ll join.
Leeroy & Corinth: !!!!
Blipbug: In the time it took for your argument, I was able to calculate my rate of survival depending on which path I chose. And the likelihood of living longer than a day is much higher with company, not to mention a trainer.
Corinth: Wow, she’s, uh… something.
Leeroy: Oh man, you are gonna be the life of the party. Let’s do it!
[THIRD POKEMON OBTAINED: HACKER]
Hacker: I’m in.
[#010 | BLIPBUG] [BUG] [CAREFUL NATURE, GOOD ENDURANCE]
Hacker: Oh, and I’m taking my Berry collection with me. If you take one without permission, I WILL know.
Leeroy: *sarcastically* Wow! So generous!
