This page was written in summer of 2022 when NFTs were a more cutting edge thing to make fun of.
…Still worth making fun of ’em though.
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TRANSCRIPT:
Cutiefly is cornered by two intimidating-looking rivals. One is a very cute never-before-seen form of Dustox – white and pink with purple-and-green legs – the other a Girafarig with long blonde hair, round glasses, and a tall top hat covering his tail-head (surrounded by levitating Pokeballs).
Klara: You wouldn’t happen to be heading to the Isle of Armor, would you?
Cutiefly: Huh?
Avery: Oh, please… that little Cutiefly over there?
(Sera: Oh, so that’s what smells.)
Avery: There’s no way a puny little thing like that could even begin to match my genius~
Klara: Waoooo~ Sugoiiii~
Klara: *leaves Avery in the dust* Okay but like, real talk here — bug to bug — you should totally go!!! There’s like tons of cool Pokemon there and whatever.
Cutiefly: uh
Klara: All you need… is $30.00 REAL LIFE DOLLARS
Cutiefly: mom can you come pick me up I’m scared I think these weirdos are trying to sell me NFTs
